aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

(via imknockingondeathsdoor)

(Source: thecascades, via mori-tarty)

extrasad:

I love you 

I miss you

I wanna fucking kiss you

(via princessoforgasms)

darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

(Source: iflewbikes, via dizzy-with-privilege)

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via motionless-in-mophead)

avancidy:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

(Source: senhor-gasmo, via of-loveand-razorblades)

neptunain:

[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]

(via motionless-in-mophead)

alarmingpenguin:

*3d prints a 3d printer*

(via hotboyproblems)

legalwifi:

literally me

(via shouldnt)

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

(via radical-illusion)