vvhatserface:

vvhatserface:

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

(Source: catleecious, via curlygoofus)

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claphne:

send help

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msjewbooty:

waiter. there’s a fly in my soup.  now there’s 2 flies. now they’re mating,   waiter are you getting this

(via fartgallery)

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

(Source: reptilianbitch, via curlygoofus)

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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(via satans--cock)

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

(Source: cybergirlfriend, via tightvaginas)

tartkiss:

tartkiss:

getting my back to school outfit ready!!! hmmmmm

;____; why are there so many notes on this omg

(via cherryjpg)

*boom*

  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

(via we-are-like-young-volcanose)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: -zeropercent, via frickgerard)