pussy game too strong

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

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fromunderthestump:

don’T JUST LOOK AT HER ASS

EAT IT 

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ukarchitects:

i love this band

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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(Source: uhmends, via satan-is-on-fire)

deefizzy:

thefaceofrabies:

onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fishes

Oh my heart

aweeeee THIS IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADORABLE!!!!!!!

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

(Source: louhza, via howwouldyouliketosuckmyballs)