waiter. there’s a fly in my soup. now there’s 2 flies. now they’re mating, waiter are you getting this
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that