maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

(Source: enelojodelculo, via boldbruises)

captainthundercunt:

owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

okay but THEY INCLUDED THE DOGGIE AND IT HAS LIL GREY HAIRS ON ITS FACE AHHH SO DISTINGUISHED AND MAJESTIC THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

(Source: demilked.com, via justlikethewhiskeyhurts)

churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

(via hotboyproblems)

alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

(via justlikethewhiskeyhurts)

nevada-verbena:

Self-taught chef Rhiannon over at Cakecrumbs has been working on a fun series of planetary cakes that are designed to be scientifically accurate with different types of cake representing various layers within Earth and Jupiter.

(This Is Colossal.)

(via justlikethewhiskeyhurts)

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(via tightvaginas)

(via ghoulific)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

(via shouldnt)

"The worst crying is when you’re lying in bed, with your hand over your mouth so you don’t make noise. The tears are running onto your pillow and your heart’s breaking and you’re thinking of everything that made you cry, and your other hand is on your heart or stomach because they both hurt."

telapathetic:

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

i wish you lived in narnia

(via arctic-sucks)

Group Assigments

  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler

flaccidtrip:

*sucking on white dick*
*pops it out of my mouth* just know this don’t mean shit and I hate everything you represent *continues sucking*

(via sadghost)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via andiwasjustadandelion)